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Die for Thirst


Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : What would you like to have...? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?
Answer : Tea please
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer : Ceylon tea
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer : white
Question : Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer : With milk
Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
Answer : With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer : Um, I'll just take it black.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer : With sugar
Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?
Answer : Cane sugar
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer : Mineral water
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer : I think I'll just die of thirst.


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Happy Birthday


Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...Happy birthday...
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Somebody up there Loves youSomebody down here cares for youHappy Birthday!!!
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This msg has No FatNo cholesterol n No Addictivethis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live Long Even more Than A Devil.
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your lifeHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
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A prayer: 2 bless ur wayA wish : 2 lighten ur momentsA cheer: 2 perfect ur dayA text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle awayhope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 comehappy Birthday .......
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Sending birthday blessingsFilled with love and peace and joyWishing sweetest things happenRight before your eyes !
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRYMAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
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If lovers are like moon and Friends are like stars than i have noticed that the sky may look quite good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Dear
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
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Wishing u a day soft as silk.....white as milk.....sweet as honey&full of money.may all ur dreams come true....HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would careto make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
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In soft gleaming night of stars,May all your dreams come true.May every star of every night,Bring love and joy to you.Happy Birthday to you. Hugs & Kisses.
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya uphar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqtbhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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Cool Good Night SMS


khoobsurat aankhain teriraat ko jaagna choor day,khud ba khud neend aa jayegitu mujhey soochna choor day.Good Night
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Whenever you have a DREAM inside your HEART,Never let it go coz DREAMS are the TINY SEEDS,From which BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW GROWSHave a wonderful dream tonight?GOOD NIGHT
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Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now,because past never comes backbut sometimes future can giveu back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.
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I wish moon always be full & bright !!!U always be cool & right!!!Whenever u go to switch off the light,Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……
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DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON’T WORRY,chadar-takiya lo aur so jao.Good Night(S)
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Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,.....“AMMI BHOOT”
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Touch ur heart;Close ur eyes;Make a wish;Say GoodNight;Sky so wide,Stars so bright,Turn off the lights,and say Good Night
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sleepy msg for a sleepy personfrom a sleepy friendfor a sleepy reasonat a sleepy timeon the sleepy dayin a sleepy moodto say please sleep“good night”
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i wish i could bethere to hold u tight,instead of sayingthis loving good nite.
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Since ur eyes are looking tired…Let ur eye lashes hug each other for few hours.Happy journey into the world of dreams..GOOD NIGHT !
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When Nights are long & Friends are few,I sit by my Window & think of u.a silent whisper a silent tear.with all my Heart i wish you were here.Good night & sweet dreams
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